Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil alligator.

Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan, he will turn you into a dog.

Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Vegrutteen Ragladlarg Vablamjan.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear violet boots.
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