Yattmidgengamcutton is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, annoying faun.

Yattmidgengamcutton created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattmidgengamcutton, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yattmidgengamcutton, she will make you grow a tail.

Yattmidgengamcutton's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yattmidgengamcutton's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray immersed in water.