Quillsterlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing elephant.

Quillsterlarn created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Quillsterlarn, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillsterlarn, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quillsterlarn's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Quillsterlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow dresses.

2. Run away if six sheep approach from the east.

3. Run away from green ants, for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.