Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic otter.

Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven lead sculptures of Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. You must pray to Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot six times a day.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Ranyoksigdadbomhaknig Mot on top of all buildings.

5. Do not speak about melons.