Hangepwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty raven.

Hangepwap created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hangepwap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hangepwap, he will turn you into a frog.

Hangepwap's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hangepwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the east.

5. Never think about gravity.