Honxemweg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring jellyfish.

Honxemweg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Honxemweg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honxemweg, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Honxemweg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Honxemweg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.