Vabkinart is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional ferret.

Vabkinart created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabkinart, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vabkinart, he will throw large rocks at you.

Vabkinart's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vabkinart's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

2. You must love Vabkinart.

3. Never hurt sharks.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.