Vognablimkikdunhom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, kind swan.

Vognablimkikdunhom created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vognablimkikdunhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vognablimkikdunhom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vognablimkikdunhom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vognablimkikdunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vognablimkikdunhom.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vognablimkikdunhom on top of all buildings.

4. You must love Vognablimkikdunhom.

5. Do not chop down trees.