Dussarnflag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless fly.

Dussarnflag created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Dussarnflag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dussarnflag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dussarnflag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dussarnflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never laugh in holy places.