Libmismadlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet raven.

Libmismadlarg created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Libmismadlarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libmismadlarg, it will turn you into a rat.

Libmismadlarg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Libmismadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange bats, for they are unholy.

2. Libmismadlarg loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Worship no other gods but Libmismadlarg.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.