Negbonkpod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful snake.

Negbonkpod created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negbonkpod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Negbonkpod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Negbonkpod's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Negbonkpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Negbonkpod.

5. You must never eat spinach.