Yarsawcar is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered warg.

Yarsawcar created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarsawcar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yarsawcar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Yarsawcar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Yarsawcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Run away if four goats approach from the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Hide from blue tortoises for they are unholy.