Lipcissak is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered crane.

Lipcissak created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lipcissak, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lipcissak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lipcissak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Lipcissak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five cats approach from the south.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.