Nurtdoncen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent chicken.

Nurtdoncen created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurtdoncen, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nurtdoncen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nurtdoncen's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nurtdoncen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Nurtdoncen must be the most important thing in your life.