Komnurl is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet
meerkat.
Komnurl created the cosmos three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Komnurl, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Komnurl, he will turn you into a plant.
Komnurl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Komnurl's Holy Commandments1. Never mention eagles.
2. Worship no other gods but Komnurl.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about gravity.