Komnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, quiet meerkat.

Komnurl created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Komnurl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Komnurl, he will turn you into a plant.

Komnurl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Komnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention eagles.

2. Worship no other gods but Komnurl.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.