Dibgarkab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable hippopotamus.

Dibgarkab created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dibgarkab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibgarkab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibgarkab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dibgarkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not kill birds.

4. Never bounce in the presence of snails.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.