Bonnadyat is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, capable dugong.

Bonnadyat created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonnadyat, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonnadyat, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bonnadyat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Bonnadyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Bonnadyat loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.