Saflunlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unfair bird.

Saflunlam created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saflunlam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Saflunlam, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Saflunlam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Saflunlam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help monkeys in need.

5. Do not listen to music.