Cendotsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking centipede.

Cendotsig created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cendotsig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cendotsig, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cendotsig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cendotsig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve ants for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Cendotsig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about spinach.