Wodgamfenyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented porpoise.

Wodgamfenyatt created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wodgamfenyatt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodgamfenyatt, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Wodgamfenyatt's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Wodgamfenyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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