Sandfadsog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered scorpion.

Sandfadsog created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sandfadsog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sandfadsog, it will cry a lot.

Sandfadsog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sandfadsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.