Pombassdon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Pombassdon created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombassdon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pombassdon, she will strike you with lightening.

Pombassdon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Pombassdon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Pombassdon on top of all buildings.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.