Sugyogbut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, compassionate cat.

Sugyogbut created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugyogbut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sugyogbut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sugyogbut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sugyogbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Always help mites.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not stand on grass.