Cemdonzensafbosspib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, benevolent whale.

Cemdonzensafbosspib created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cemdonzensafbosspib, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cemdonzensafbosspib, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cemdonzensafbosspib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Cemdonzensafbosspib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Cemdonzensafbosspib loves bats, so they must be honoured.