Dobliklak is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced
gnu.
Dobliklak created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dobliklak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Dobliklak, it will turn you into a small brown duck.
Dobliklak's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Dobliklak's Holy Commandments1. Always treat doves with great respect.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not hurt porpoises.
4. Never wear shoes.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.