Rullfublap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful dog.

Rullfublap created the planet Mars two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfublap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullfublap, he will not care.

Rullfublap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rullfublap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never pour water over plants.