Rullfublap is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful
dog.
Rullfublap created the planet Mars two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rullfublap, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rullfublap, he will not care.
Rullfublap's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Rullfublap's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Never pour water over plants.