Lamtigcat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unselfish elephant.

Lamtigcat created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Lamtigcat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lamtigcat, he will make you grow a tail.

Lamtigcat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lamtigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.