Lamtigcat is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, unselfish
elephant.
Lamtigcat created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in
Lamtigcat, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Lamtigcat, he will make you grow a tail.
Lamtigcat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Lamtigcat's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Do not kill shrews.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.