Luncemged is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, vain
parrot.
Luncemged created a quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Luncemged, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Luncemged, it will think nothing of it.
Luncemged's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Luncemged's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.