Yamvegcuss is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, merciless
manatee.
Yamvegcuss created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yamvegcuss, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Yamvegcuss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Yamvegcuss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Yamvegcuss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never talk about sheep.
3. You must never eat cherries.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.