Yamvegcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciless manatee.

Yamvegcuss created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamvegcuss, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yamvegcuss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yamvegcuss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Yamvegcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.