Japbisslip is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil
troll.
Japbisslip created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Japbisslip, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Japbisslip, it will make you grow a tail.
Japbisslip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Japbisslip's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never eat tomatoes.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Japbisslip on top of all buildings.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not bounce in public.