Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic shark.

Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Popjindonrat Nattagcarbonkemtitsantik Megcenort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about moons.
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