Nelveddin is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless porpoise.

Nelveddin created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelveddin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelveddin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Nelveddin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nelveddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.