Safpantap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful raccoon.

Safpantap created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safpantap, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Safpantap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Safpantap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Safpantap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.