Omindittof is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful fly.

Omindittof created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindittof, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Omindittof, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omindittof's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Omindittof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Always treat whales with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry squirrels.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.