Sakdotyampark is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unselfish centipede.

Sakdotyampark created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakdotyampark, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sakdotyampark, she will turn you into a hamster.

Sakdotyampark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sakdotyampark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt capybaras.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick snails.