Vabbellsak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, fussy fly.

Vabbellsak created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbellsak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Vabbellsak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Vabbellsak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vabbellsak's Holy Commandments

1. Vabbellsak loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.