Wikgilkap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, stupid dragon.

Wikgilkap created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikgilkap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wikgilkap, he will think nothing of it.

Wikgilkap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Wikgilkap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must pray to Wikgilkap five times a day.

3. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.