Armsandtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, overgenerous hare.

Armsandtaf created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Armsandtaf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Armsandtaf, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Armsandtaf's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Armsandtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Armsandtaf loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not bounce in public.