Lidgomyat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent manatee.

Lidgomyat created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgomyat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lidgomyat, she will torture you forever.

Lidgomyat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Lidgomyat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lidgomyat seven times a day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away if three cats approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.