Dagzodstik is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, weak walrus.

Dagzodstik created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Dagzodstik, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dagzodstik, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dagzodstik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dagzodstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never eat nuts.