Ceddumtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent weasel.

Ceddumtaf created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceddumtaf, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ceddumtaf, it will turn you into a mouse.

Ceddumtaf's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ceddumtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ceddumtaf.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.