Jondisssit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient swan.

Jondisssit created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jondisssit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jondisssit, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jondisssit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Jondisssit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Rats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jondisssit.