Veghinrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, slow grasshopper.

Veghinrul created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Veghinrul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Veghinrul, it will not care at all.

Veghinrul's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Veghinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Veghinrul loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about frogs.