Kin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful mole.

Kin created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kin, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Kin's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never wear yellow scarves.

4. Run away from black sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about gravity.