Fobnartfut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthinking troll.

Fobnartfut created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Fobnartfut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobnartfut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fobnartfut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fobnartfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never talk about fire.