Ladvinwiklop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying mink.

Ladvinwiklop created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladvinwiklop, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladvinwiklop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ladvinwiklop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Ladvinwiklop's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Ladvinwiklop's name in vain.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never think about black holes.