Fumrapsawquillstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous hippopotamus.

Fumrapsawquillstrag created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumrapsawquillstrag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fumrapsawquillstrag, it will turn you into a plant.

Fumrapsawquillstrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fumrapsawquillstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fumrapsawquillstrag.