Ragkopbet is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent manatee.

Ragkopbet created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragkopbet, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ragkopbet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ragkopbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ragkopbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near otters.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Retreat if six pigs approach from the north.
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