Ragkopbet is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent
manatee.
Ragkopbet created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragkopbet, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Ragkopbet, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Ragkopbet's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Ragkopbet's Holy Commandments1. Never sing near otters.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Doves are not to be trusted.
4. Always look after injured aardvarks.
5. Retreat if six pigs approach from the north.