Bestappcen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous fish.

Bestappcen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestappcen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bestappcen, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bestappcen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bestappcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Bestappcen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.