Fondubsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, blissful dolphin.

Fondubsaw created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fondubsaw, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fondubsaw, she will think nothing of it.

Fondubsaw's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fondubsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not take Fondubsaw's name in vain.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Erect seven tin sculptures of Fondubsaw on top of important buildings.